911 Turbo S

“Well, Ivan, you’ve asked an excellent question, because ol’ Doug has experienced this very same thing on many occasions. Of course, ol’ Doug never experienced this exact same thing, because ol’ Doug doesn’t have a Raptor. This is because ol’ Doug doesn’t scream at youth sports referees and share his political…

Good decision.

“Automatic Camaro”? Nope.

So you’re as bad as they are? Wonderful.

Why don’t YOU eat shit instead? You’re already talking it, so the next step should be easy.

Adjusting for inflation, the 250 GTO is the clear winner.

This or a Shelby GT350? Shelby, no question.

Yup. You think they move quickly on service? My Vanquish S (Farrah and I have nearly identical cars) was in the shop 3 weeks the last time I took it in, for a bad heater core. Why? Because people with Astons usually have 10+ other cars to drive and they aren’t in a rush to do anything. I imagine you can yell and fume,…

Just a Micra, no worries.

Harris didn’t have trouble getting it to oversteer either, Travis is likely just not as good as Jethro or Chris.

Guys, this works well against chicks too. If some crazy bitch comes at you, kick her in the crotch. Equality!

All depends on who did the work. Hennessey? Never. UR? Maybe. Heffner? Probably (provided it’s been regularly serviced).

Ferrari 308/328 GTB

This is why we can’t have nice things.

“Blitz that shit with this Dodge Viper SRT-10 that can eat a Challenger Hellcat’s lunch any day of the week.”

A 650hp 996 turbo? Hell no, don’t be stupid.

It doesn’t actually come with a Bugatti, though. That’s sad.

Ah, so they’re full of shit? Thanks.

It’s a great idea for AAA titles and your favorite indies. I’ll check it out.