Some nit-picky buggers, aren't you?

The Stingray isn't a supercar, it's just a really nice, fast sports car that can blow the doors off some supercars. It's a missile for the working man (or woman).

Eat shit, you douche.

I may have just had a trouser accident. Mmm...

Lam-bear-ghini!

Who cares? I guarantee that it'll be completely boring at normal highway speeds.

Nope, sure isn't. Also, it fails for not seating 3, anyway. Center-seating is part of what made the F1 so epic.

Nope, it was a turbo.

Even more insane numbers, but will still break your back when it hits a bottle cap.

Damn the Talon was awful, I owned one in college. It had some of the worst factory brakes ever put on a production car, the suspension could dislodge the fillings in your teeth, and the shifter was about as effective at changing gears as a steaming pile of dog feces. The only thing I really liked about it was its…

It's obviously a troll article, no one is that obtuse.

Prefer the Eagle Speedster, but that's not bad.

Err, you forget your target audience? How can a petrolhead forget an ass like that?

Rip Torn? Most likely... oh, you mean the actor! Thought you were talking about the man's anus, which I'm sure was ripped and torn, as well. *ouch*

I've not even watched it yet but I can guess. It's a Porsche, right?

They were all found to have a copy of Freddy Got Fingered in their lockers. For real.

"The dog likes your ass, lets see why, cowboy." =O

Twice the battery capacity in these, most likely.

I would imagine these would have 120+kWh packs plus additional batteries for accessories like the lights and siren, so draining them will be a lot harder than you'd think.

Look at those poo shoots! By the size of those, it must be the fastest. LOL!