TRUMP: “I don’t really need these stupid glasses do I? I can look at it, can’t I?”

So, is “complicated” the new “problematic”? You know, like when you want to say something is “fucking morally repugnant”, but you’re too goddamn wishy-washy to be direct. Mainly due the fact that you don’t want to hurt the “fucking morally repugnant shitstain’s” feelings. Because, hey, who wants to be known as…

He is - AT BEST - a decent QB (and that is being kind), but he also carries the baggage of half the country (irrational folk, I’ll grant you) hating his guts.

Tom Brady would come back and kneel for just one game on behalf of his half-black nieces. If he had done that, all of the controversy would’ve dissipated immediately as no one would’ve questioned him.

What would the Fox News/Daily Caller reaction be if Obama called the White House “a dump”? Remember these were people who were apoplectic at pictures of Obama not wearing a suit jacket in the White House? (until pictures of Reagan GWB jacketless surfaced). Or when people were outraged that Obama put his feet on his…

Every time Ray Lewis opens his mouth, he proves he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Exactly. I’m a Red Sox and Bruins fan. If I’m walking down the street with a full canteen of water, and I see either KKKallahan or Minehan lying on the sidewalk on fire, I’m enjoying a cool drink as I watch the show.

he TOOK DOWN his GOP colleagues along with his dem ones too. He gave a very nice speech about working together on a bill

Ushers didn’t have any reservations about moving the the guy?

C’mon, Wally sucks. Do people actually like him?

The very fact that Jones and the NFL feels the need to conduct their own investigation is, in itself, “problematic”. They’re likely attempting to use their wealth, clout and resources to protect their organization and assets (i.e. Ezekiel Elliott). It’s part of a continuing pattern of behavior with the NFL.

Right here in black-and-white, slick.

*Italians* criticizing an *English*match as the “worst 20 seconds of soccer ever” SHATTERS the irony scale

Am I the only ghoul that was disappointed that video didn’t finish with him clutching his chest and dropping stone fucking dead? Really? Anyone else?

Playoff wins?

Sweet fancy Moses. I opened that serious eats link, and those pictures made me dry heave. I officially have no appetite for the rest of the day. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.