Yeah, I get that it’s easy to slip into despair and nihilism in this current climate. However there’s still an outside shot that this macho bullshit gets Gianforte shitcanned. At the very least it sheds further light on his ties to Russian corruption and brings more people to the idea that the AHCA is epically shitty…

After that tweet, Simmons wrote “This is just like that episode of ‘The Hills’ where Lauren confronted Heidi about talking smack to Spencer,and...”

Me: “EW! Why would you post VIDEO of that?!?”

Such a fantastic wordsmith. A truly inspiring orator:

Dammit. My comment was stolen!

As a Liverpool supporter, it was annoying to see Watford put up a team sheet that included 2 keepers on the bench and 0 natural CBs. Talk about raising the white flag. Maybe the result would have been the same, but Mazzarri didn’t even try.

It’s too bad he’s not around to have his feeling hurt by all the awful things people are saying about him now.

Oh, OK.

That photo makes me weep for America. Say what you will about Clinton or GWB, they at least tried to look the part. Between 1.) his suits cut like potato sacks, 2.) his horrible posture and body language, and 3.) his ties hanging past his zipper, he just looks like a big, dumb ape that wandered into the frame. After…

Jesus H. Fucking Tapdancing Christ. This is exhibit “A” as to why the left always loses in this country. We’re too busy being snippy about recording proper credit for an idea. Or we’re strenuously parsing our language in our missio statement to make sure it’s “inclusive” enough. Or rigorously defining…

One of my favorite PBP calls ever. The contempt dripping from Paul Allen’s voice is fantastic.

“We dodged a bullet weather you like it or not.” Seriously: fuck you - so, so hard for saying this. This man is actively looting our economy, and making it easier for his one percenter cronies to to do so. All while ruining the lives of poor families and minorities, and making us less safe from external threats.

His near-constant puffery about his electoral victory proves that he is the one dog in a million that caught the car. He saw winning the presidency as an end, not a means.

Oh, so two wrongs actually do make a right. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

Riiiiight. ‘Cause addictive personalities never, ever relapse!

Dollars to donuts this nimrod was one of the crowd that was irate in the days after Super Bowl 50. “How dare Beyoncé get political at the Super Bowl!”

Serious Lawmaker? Bernie Sanders has been in the Senate nine years and has sponsored only one bill that passed. The mean Senator passes 1.5 bills a year.

While she’s at it, she should smile more, too.