If you like Zarya, check out the real life Samantha Wright aka "The Pixie Warrior"

'Hella' is mad annoying

I love no tactile feedback! <end sarcasm>

"Those aren't leaking fuel tanks, that's the afterburner" - Chrysler probably

Dood. Terrorism has no uniform so for the NYPD to fight That Which Can Not Be Seen, they had to adopt the darkness, become one with it. You know not the danger that lurks in Gotham, no one does because they can't tell us because that would betray state secrets and endanger the lives of New Yorks Finest, maybe. So…

That's awesome! I'd also love to see a world Bender from the Futurama episode

You don't know how sad I am this isn't Call of Onii-chan: Advanced Imouto

Or maybe..... it's a digital construct existing in a fabricated universe?? LOL that's crazy. I'm crazy.

Metroid?? That my friends, is a side scrolling Blaster Master (NES).

Idiots gonna idiot

A nightstand table bar stocked with spiced rum and whiskey (I like Appleton Estate and Bushmills)

Carrie's story is about a stupid customer and an even stupider fucking manager

Afroduck, who has run afoul of the law, has taken wing and flown the coop, possibly migrating north to huddle with his family

That's a chick isn't it? I detect chick hips

Maybe Half-Life 3 will come packaged with Portal 3 in a collection called The Blue Box?

Blah, blah, blah. I would just post this to their fb wall every other day like how my mom used to leave pamphlets for college around when I decided to join the USMC

I always knew my coworker, Mahabalesvara Mukopadhyay was hiding something...

Mitchell=Ramirez 2054