Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

It’s about time the WWF actually started having wrestling matches.

It goes way deeper than that, my friend.

Oh, I think we all know where this is going, don’t we?

run by a single billionaire

Probably the best remaining example of its type but it really only makes sense for someone who rolled out of the double wide to head down to the Piggly Wiggly to play the lotto using their favorite Earnhardt and Waltrip car numbers and hit the jackpot. G-bodies of this era can be fun but only when the power unit…

I see you shiver with antici

Problem solved!

Jeep. Wrangler.

“I think it’s a Blazer?”

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Footage of the pilot trying to leave the scene:

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Now with Eurobeat

I got bored and have very little sleep:

“Honey you promised me you were going to take down that crappy metal shed this weekend ... remember?”

And because every Ka is better as a rally Ka: