Why on Earth would you even show this thing in that condition? That mirror is straight up broken. This is supposed to get people excited?

Should have paid for the nitrogen and TruCoat.

When reached for comment, the buyer said: “Damn, these things are fast!”

Majority shareholder means greater than 50%.

I have also leaked

Always thought these were hideous.

That was better than the 5-lug, twin-3 spokes of the SN95. Possibly the most boring wheel Ford ever put on a Mustang.

This awful CRV wheel. Ugh.

Once again, this should get a $10,000 discount to account for how much time you’re going to have to spend explaining to people what the hell it is.

CP

“without any warning.”

Full size spares on trucks are normal tires with normal speed ratings, not space savers with low limits.

Check the date codes of your tires people! Especially full size spares that might not see much usage.

You may overestimate how secure soda cans are in the back of a truck. I remember being hit by a can that flew off the back of a pickup truck and broke my grille, on the way home after picking my new car from the dealership.

Also calling BS that he didn’t see it.

he was attempting to clear rainwater from his helmet’s face mask and didn’t see the warning lights.

Seriously don’t understand why people keep doing this shit. Also bollocks he was trying to clear water from his helmet and didn’t see the lights. The video quality is high enough that you can clearly see he has both hands on the bars, he sees the barrier and he hunches down to try to get under it. 

Yup, a more succinct one with less BS. Something like "First of all, I'm an idiot. Yeah, I thought I was clear and stomped on it, countersteered too little and launched the fuc*er. Oops. Really glad I didn't kill someone and I learned my lesson. Sorry I acted like a know-it-all asshat. I won't do it again."

Yeah, explaining in 1000 words that you wrecked your car because "acceleration occurred" and your tires were 1.5 psi different is definitely taking the blame like a big boy.

Yes, a response like, "Hey, that was me, sorry guys, I messed up. Glad no one was hurt." would have been better.