It starts, as it always does, with a completely useless Darren Rovell tweet:
To Blake's PR reps: I know you're reading this. I'm going to break some shit down below but before I do, I want to ask you to please PLEASE go into politics or philanthropy or something where you are able to change the lives of people in need. I say this because you are CLEARLY AMAZING AT YOUR JOB and could sell…
It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.
This is what happened to the Autoblow1.
It's all fun and games when this video, a clip from the movie Her, first starts, but then you start to really get…
I think the author is upset he couldn't sleep with as many hot girls as Jeter has.
Is that Mary Steenburgen on the right? She is my favorite actress.
Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…
Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(
This is still my favorite:
There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".
Chilling!
SHUT UP YOU OLD BAG!
"Zamperini's death moved Drew Magary to write an article without capitalizing an entire sentence."
In her bag? A marble rye.
