More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!
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That look of drunken exhilaration and zero coordination and blind luck is incredibly Midwestern. We all recognize it. My drunk uncle stepped backwards off a deck yesterday, stumbled like he had been shot, and then made the same face as that woman when he didn't spill his beer. It was magical.
I GAWH DA BAWL BRAWH!
My buddy had just come back from his second tour in Iraq. We were stuck in heavy traffic on a raised drawbridge, so to pass the time, I ate his asshole like a leap-year kid with a birthday cake BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PATRIOT.
Hulk Hogan was the #1 guy in the WWF's heyday, Warrior would be #2 or #2a with Macho Man Randy Savage. This guy was HUGE back in the late 80s, early 90s, noted for his energetic persona and bugfuck crazy, nonsensically awesome promos. It's moreso stunning considering he just got welcomed back into the WWE (his…
Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".
This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin.
The Philadelphia 76ers are currently holding some kind of event in downtown Philly. Attending this event are…
He was a big disappointment to Craggs in '13, who did all he could to make Petchesky a solid writer, but just didn't respond.
Here Is A Dog That Looks Like Prince Fielder
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I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…
Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.
"I found the Latino Kenny Powers," is an inaccurate caption for this photo, because regardless of race, the dude…
The Stanford band has been known to do this, but only when one of its pieces calls for A minor in possession.
I would like to take a moment to add this to the discussion: http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/page/hoppes-120227/the-jeremy-lin-phenomenon-affected-asian-american-sports-fan which I believe is the last "real writing" Hoppes has tried to do. It features paragraphs like this: