Fake news bro!

Gritty, scrappy players, the very embodiment of blue collar work ethic.

Toilet paper on the desk is not mentioned at all?

Good manners are one of the racist’s best tools to maintain a veneer of civility

Jealous much?

'Somehow' I missed that...clearly you're very well informed and take time to think about arguments before presenting them for consideration

Lede

A Shiano man would never tell

How is Ratter going?

Mario Balotelli - why always me

When did you guys give Dave Barry a column?

Bryce Harper says ‘fuck you’ to an official: Gotta love that competitive spirit

I thought Deadspin said hot takes were over?

TL: DR - Jews

Maybe you’ll get that Buzzfeed job one day, keep trying Ellie :)

When asked about the benefits of wearing his new underwear CR7 responded; I’m going to be short and precise

Jay Onrait and Dan O’toole got me through some very difficult days, best anchors that ever worked for TSN (Sorry Duchie). Go to America and, well, #thanksobama

This needs WAY WAY WAY more stars

Dam it Drew...

Do you need a hug bro?