CRUSHED those slices... c'mon Drew!

Boom. Nailed it.

Good Job son.. now here's your turtle back as promised

I watch ASIP; although I may appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language I am experienced with many lawyerings and would happily debate you on the finer points of bird law: You CANNOT own a humming bird as a pet

Damn, I stand corrected; that's why I'm a CPA and you're a writer. ( I wish I was a writer..)

Mittens...not Mittons... Madeleine you're better than this

I'm sure if he was being racist towards another ethnic group and not just the Chosen people then the reaction would be exactly the same...

Tim,

STFU Erin,

So you still have a job? Guess you can hand-job your way to mediocrity after all?

Erin,

"We win with graciousness."

"Obviously we made a couple mistakes - like going to Barney's to try and buy clothing, most notably."

Idiot. +1

This honestly made me laugh so hard I got a stitch because I can't get loud at work...one of my old bosses did the exact same thing with his pet cat..."Fatty Cat"

Seriously what the fuck is this shit? Oh I forgot if we make fun of everything horrible its not horrible anymore..its comedy...edgy...hip... no actually its just fucking racist you fucking imbecile

Dude your name is awesome...

+1

EGR, better stick to covering important information like this instead of trying to be a part of the modern day political commentary; you are not equipped with the mental dexterity to deal with criticism nor do you have the ability to craft thoughtful and sensible political statements, choosing instead to deliver crass…

Idiot. +1