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That movie is fucking brutal.

I use a timer because I will forget that I had pasta on. I break the noodles because I learned it from that Michael Keaton movie where he had a terminal disease and was going to die before his kid was born. He made all these videos with life lessons and one of them involved cooking spaghetti. He mentioned the ways you

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

bikers are the worst.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Damn, this puts into perspective how easy my few “first days at work” have been. Basically just me sitting on cushy chair in an air conditioned room next to a more experienced colleague for 8 hours while he/she showed me some stuff on a computer.

Maybe BB-8 landed on Earth and wrote his program into TARS?

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

“You were in a negative 4G, inverted dive... with a four-engine gunship...?”

“That’s classified.”