What the article is say is that the real problem is people.

Rural town. Middle of nowhere Virginia.

Plates are fucked.

I found the brains behind this operation

What is the statute of limitations in this scenario?  400 years?

Do. Not. Disparage. The Blues Brothers.

Ridiculously extra dumb is the best kind of dumb.

Wouldnt a non connected bike + an ipad w/ Peloton app be the smartest choice? The bikes are ungoldy expensive for a “connected” experience but i havent seen any evidence that you need THEIR bike to achieve this. Sure “auto follow” wouldnt work but seems like a “bonus” and the reviewer didnt even like it

If you genuinely think a friend will like a particular item, I’m not sure why it’s more or less thoughtful depending on whether it came from your bookshelf at home, came off the bookshelf at a store, or got delivered by Amazon. 

True story: my brother and I,both in our 20s, went home for a weekend and took our mom to see this movie. When propeller guy plonked, I bent forward, looking to my right (our mom was sitting between us), and found my brother was also bent forward, looking towards me, and we both had the same shit-eating grins on our…

I said this when The Takeout brought it up last Friday and I’ll say it again here because some things bear repeating:

So, I think something that parents have forgotten from their non-kid days is that often, maybe even most of the time, the non-parent giving the advice doesn’t care what you do with your kid, they are trying to find the most polite way possible to say ‘handle X issue and handle it now.’ They feel like it’s more polite…

“I hate all these bubbles in my beer. It’s better flat.”

What Transformers movie was that from?

My mask dream is that everyone would just fucking wear one.

Exactly my thought as well.

Ha!  Fitting that it is orange.

Our phones are just trying to filter out the bias from the sky pushing its liberal climate change narrative.