Five other guys named Herb is still a pretty good name for a band today.

US Flag Code Chapter 10.176C

What is this...a car for ants?!

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

Phoenix is Kirkland Signature™ trash.

And who wants to be factory trash when you could be handmade, bespoke trash like the Knicks?

I’m glad to hear this from Jed, but my profile pic will remain the same.

I use daily to travel a lot for work and I’ve seen major airlines break out the strollers for shorter delays than that, as long as they were gate-checked, which hers likely was- because how else did she board with three bags and a baby. It must have been gate-checked and easy to get. They do the same thing for…

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

In a related note, I bowled a game without a gutter ball last week.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

They need to play him more, it could be the difference between 28 wins and 7th seed in the Eastern Conference and 33 wins and the 5th seed.

Thank you for your service.

Man, I love LeBron James. He’s a guy with virtually no formal education who has taken control of his platform to maximize his leverage at every single turn: he’s got a seat among billionaires and isn’t “feeling lucky just to be here.” I hope he becomes a gazillionaire and buys the league.

My problem as a host is just the opposite. I have friends that DO drink that wish DIDN’T.

But Wal-Mart is amazing for the people watching though. I always pretend like I’m an anthropologist studying a more primitive culture every time I have to go in there. I try to alternate between a David Attenborough or Steve Irwin inner monologue depending on what I see.

This may be a small thing, but Manny yelling at the girl on campus to “get over herself” when he actually was creeping on her really grossed me out. It’s the equivalent of a guy telling a woman “whatever, you’re an ugly b*tch” when she turns him down and in light of current news headlines it especially turned me off.…

I used to work in newspapers in hockey country and I always dreamed one day that Alex Auld and Robert Lang would get new contracts on the same day so I could print the headline “Auld, Lang Sign”

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Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?