Deadspin scooped by Twitter user @5lk?Gizmodo Media Group is already really reeling from the loss of Ashley Feinberg.

Since it doesn’t seem to be the hardest thing in the world to find someone’s secret Twitter account, it seems like it would be more effective to hide in plain sight and just start a parody account of yourself. Nobody would guess @thatidiotadamsilver is actually Adam Silver.

This is ridiculous. I can barely free solo the tree in my front yard.

Even at the most basic levels of sense...if your payment terms are longer than the powertrain warranty on the car, you’ve done something horribly, horribly wrong.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

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The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

He broke Brad Lidge.

Impressive video, but if I may:

There is a difference between meadow and normal height. My neighbor mows 2-3 times a week while I get mine about once every 7-10 days. Mine looks better (albeit shaggier) than his because he cuts it too low. recommend 3" height for water retention, weed prevention, and thatch health. 3" is a lot longer than most…

Sorry lady, I only consume former athletes’ right-wing political commentary in meme form.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

If fast food really kills you, why do you never see dead people eating fast food? 100% of fast food is consumed by the living. BOOM CHECKMATE

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.