My mid-aughts Civic laughs at this situation as it coughs and chokes to manually start with a key.

Expected and necessary.

Two things that jump out to me on articles/posts on Monkeypox:

I have MANY friends who swear by giving their kids melatonin, it’s wild and honestly frightening. The anecdotal pattern is parents who purposely kept their newborns and infants up late (read: past 10pm) so mom and dad could maintain their lifestyle of going out to dinner at their pre-kid social calendar. But imagine…

“Monkeypox”? More like ‘that Africa virus’, amiright?

OR

Ya but is crypto.com paying to name the Crypto.com Center in crypto?

Right?? I assumed this was a given from the headlines touting “ban”, “no-fly”, “reported to the FAA”

Exactly. Yes their hardware is >$2k, but virtually anyone can get it for 0% financing. The monthly payments with the subscription are effectively the same price, if not cheaper, than many high-end urban workout clubs, and they receive a large library of diverse workouts, including everyone on the app. I don’t have one…

Tried that ... turns into a ‘Princess and the Pea’ situation. And “princess’ can be insufferable.

Protip: Double bag the mattress with two waterproof pads: one that zips around and one that covers over the top with elastic. And leave an extra pair of clothes out when they go to bed.

Don’t you blaspheme in here!

This.

deleted as upon a CTRL-F search after posting I see the author wisely referenced My Cousin Vinny. Excellent!

The advice I give to all new or soon to be parents:

Relevant but not really..

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But tell me more about your FFB draft strategy and team! - said no one, ever. 

Gives me a Lump in my throat, just thinking about it.