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Of all his great business and innovation studies, he’d probably most want to remembered for “How will you measure your life?” :Think about the metric by which your life will be judged, and make a resolution to live every day so that in the end, your life will be judged a success.’

You missed quoting the footnotes from that Boeing manual page: “1- Pilot needs to stop being a f***ing idiot and just fly. Morons.”

This JPM Conference is attended by CEOs, CFOs, and bankers. Brilliant money grab by the hotel/restaurant as deal making won’t be deterred by $30.

Not sure why, but “stacking shells” made my day.

Beef milk. It’s like almond milk that’s been squeezed through tiny holes in living cows.

No shiplap or barndoors? HGTV does not approve.

tell me more about this deep fried apple pie...

I’ve worn both. the 75ts are definitely a great value, but the native integration of the AirPod Pros with iOS handsdone moved the needle for me. Turning on/off HearThrough on was hit-or-miss compared to swiping on the phone with the Airpod Pros.

Can attest that this is a great approach. A few years ago I was laying down countless Amazon boxes while my next door neighbor was laying down landscaping cloth. Fast-forward 12 months -- he was doing boxes.

Whoa. that would be one helluva foreshadow.

How are you feeding your kids?

File this under: No Kidding. However, in the real world, kids will eat what’s for dinner / snacks or not eat. So if the choice is have Mac and cheese for dinner 4 days a week or get reported to DCFS by daycare for starving children, we’re going to go with the M&C.

Coco and I had a very similiar 2004: we both spend a large chunk of the year spitting up (er, vomiting) and chasing boobs. Alas, she is now a successful human being and I am in my late 30s, and me.

You either stick out because you did and everyone else didn’t (congrats!), or you because you didn’t any everyone else did (bummer).

We went in 2011 and it was the most mesmerizing week imaginable. All the Dr Seuss books combined don’t come close to the zany geography and animals found across the archipelago. Hell, I’d pay $1,000 fee as the price of admission. The place is so. damn. special.

We call that Mrs JayCutlerDoesNotCare

From personal experience: where there’s an urge there is a way.

LIAR! The internet existed in 1997 and you were 14yrs old at night. 

Probably goes something like this...

Yes but you still have dozens of “I need a recommendation for a quality, low priced plumber/tutor/babysitter/cleaning person/painter”. Which turn me into an “old man yells at cloud.”