Replace “Coach” with “Husband” and “players” with “spouse”, then re-read what you wrote and see if you viewpoint changes.

Easy: you know you are going to quit the company during the year so you front load your medical expenses before fully funding your already designated FSA deduction.

Lol - how about that?

You beautiful one-trick pony

Something something throwing interceptions to himself but still fumbling into his own end zone

*cough* Groupon

so much for being a LED-er of men.

In your end-o

I ate at the Bernardi’s in Toluca, IL once (the joys of public accounting clients with rural plants!). Did not have sexy pretzels, did have mildly erotic ravioli.

+1 solid effort toward Rick Santorum Google SEO results

Very fair. In hindsight, a failed crack at ‘California-style pizza? What’s that, chorizo with avocado?’ would also have been a swing and a miss.

Here you go... sneak peak. It’s not good.

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters .... not Scantron test approved.

+1 Golden Globe lifetime achievement award

+ 0 vaccinations.

This is the correct answer.

Wanted to star but you’re at a nice number.

The quote about Tony watching his daughter perform is so humanizing.

I’ve read that ruling and submitted a dissenting opinion. However, that opinion was lost in the grease left by the middle pieces as there was no crispy crust available to securely grip. Alas, it was further spat upon by the Ms.

Unpopular takes: Giordanos thin crust is vastly superior to their deep dish or stuffed pizzas.