*cough* Groupon

so much for being a LED-er of men.

In your end-o

I ate at the Bernardi’s in Toluca, IL once (the joys of public accounting clients with rural plants!). Did not have sexy pretzels, did have mildly erotic ravioli.

+1 solid effort toward Rick Santorum Google SEO results

Very fair. In hindsight, a failed crack at ‘California-style pizza? What’s that, chorizo with avocado?’ would also have been a swing and a miss.

Here you go... sneak peak. It’s not good.

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters .... not Scantron test approved.

+1 Golden Globe lifetime achievement award

+ 0 vaccinations.

Worst pain? That’s easy: your team’s placekicker doofing a game winning field goal in the playoffs resulting in a loss.

This is the correct answer.

Wanted to star but you’re at a nice number.

The quote about Tony watching his daughter perform is so humanizing.

I’ve read that ruling and submitted a dissenting opinion. However, that opinion was lost in the grease left by the middle pieces as there was no crispy crust available to securely grip. Alas, it was further spat upon by the Ms.

Unpopular takes: Giordanos thin crust is vastly superior to their deep dish or stuffed pizzas.

Empty tissue box and smaller toys. Toddler takes toys out; toddler puts toys back in. And the afternoon just went by.

Naw, you pick up a cup on a string and tell Dolores to connect you to San Francisco K-5-10

What is a ‘call’? Is that like a yousnaptweetinstabooktext?

Yeah but that would be too En Vogue