*cough* Groupon

so much for being a LED-er of men.

In your end-o

I ate at the Bernardi’s in Toluca, IL once (the joys of public accounting clients with rural plants!). Did not have sexy pretzels, did have mildly erotic ravioli.

+1 solid effort toward Rick Santorum Google SEO results

Very fair. In hindsight, a failed crack at ‘California-style pizza? What’s that, chorizo with avocado?’ would also have been a swing and a miss.

Here you go... sneak peak. It’s not good.

Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters .... not Scantron test approved.

+1 Golden Globe lifetime achievement award

+ 0 vaccinations.

This is the correct answer.

Wanted to star but you’re at a nice number.

The quote about Tony watching his daughter perform is so humanizing.

I’ve read that ruling and submitted a dissenting opinion. However, that opinion was lost in the grease left by the middle pieces as there was no crispy crust available to securely grip. Alas, it was further spat upon by the Ms.

Unpopular takes: Giordanos thin crust is vastly superior to their deep dish or stuffed pizzas.

Empty tissue box and smaller toys. Toddler takes toys out; toddler puts toys back in. And the afternoon just went by.

Yeah but that would be too En Vogue 

Long live my 1996 Accord Wagon EX where the only problem was the broken odometer that magically worked the day I sold it as-is in 2007 with “80,000" miles. Good night you maroon beast.

Hopefully they’re funny or something?

If you want to merge mid-20s city living with mid-30s suburban life with kids... brunch is still where it’s at. Loud restaurant with lots of reliable staples. Plus, some have Kids Eat Free (Granite City Brewery FTW).