Listed price on eBay does not equal selling price.

Keon Clark, last round fantasy pick for the ages.

If the town guaranteed or co-signed, than the town might be on hook.

The lack of pizza in that NFL conference room suggests things weren’t going well.

Not pictured: James Augustine, fouled out.

Oh yeah... life goes on / Long after the thrill of murderin’ toddlers is gone

Fun fact: The Villages has one of the highest rates of geriatric STDs in the world.

Struggling to decide which is more impressive:

Counter argument: the skill set to work in a mortuary is so minimal that it demands only a $17/hr wage. In Central Indiana.

So Hank didn’t go off to the Brewers farm system, upstate, where he’ll have more room to run and shag fly balls?

How is this different from Global Entry?

the stadium sound system was putting out too much bass.

Already written. “Failure: An American Success Story,” by Tom Haverford.

They wheeled in TVs into my 7th grade classroom to watch the verdict. 12-year old white kids cheered. No one knew why that was the reaction. I’d like to think it was because it was over. But I think it really was because recess was next period it was a nice day outside.

93% of people think they are above average drivers. Process that one for a moment.

Ms. DoesntCare and I already canceled a Babymoon to the Dominican. The OB/GN was adamant we not go and wrote a letter to United to ensure we got a full refund (we did). We have lots of other friends/family that are pregnant that have canceled trips to Mexico, PR, Costa Rica, and other places in and around Latin…

Exactly!

Because empathy.

Can’t we all agree that the worst thing that could happen is getting uromysitisis poisoning and dying?!

+1 awkward use of elastic waistband