93% of people think they are above average drivers. Process that one for a moment.

Ms. DoesntCare and I already canceled a Babymoon to the Dominican. The OB/GN was adamant we not go and wrote a letter to United to ensure we got a full refund (we did). We have lots of other friends/family that are pregnant that have canceled trips to Mexico, PR, Costa Rica, and other places in and around Latin…

Exactly!

Because empathy.

Can’t we all agree that the worst thing that could happen is getting uromysitisis poisoning and dying?!

+1 awkward use of elastic waistband

That dog’s got balls to do a competition like this. Real cajones, I say.

My wife has already vetoed Latavius.

$20 Adidas running tights changed my life. Wear those when temps drop below 30. I then add on compression socks when it drops below 20 for an extra layer on my legs.

You give 110% when 100% would do. You take the grit, grind it up, mix it with your all-American whole milk and run laps around the woods until even Rocky asks you for a break. Then do you it once more. You ignore glory, power, and fame and focus on the internal satisfaction of a job well done. You respect those who…

Fine, I’ll ask the question everyone else is afraid to: Is Rodgers still elite?

BREAKING: Strasburg and Scherzer’s rotator cuffs and elbows.

-14 vaccines recommended by the CDC

Inuit? I knew it. Damn Eskimos getting dolled up for the Saturday night whale-oil galas. Typical.

I dunno. Austin Collie worked so many jobs he can’t remember half of them.

I think you are all forgetting the most critical aspect of VCRs and being a dude: you could swap out the tape of a porn and drop it into the case of an acceptable movie, like An American Tale featuring Fivel the mouse.

Youtube.

There’s also no guarantee they’ll have any available, especially later in the day/night. These delicious knobs of gooey meat go fast since there is only so much ‘outside’ meat on a slab of ribs.

Banana bread without chocolate chips is like drinking a Michelob Ultra. What’s the point?