After looking into the source of the noise, an NFL spokesperson said the Pittsburgh fans were actually in a restaurant across the street from the stadium, reading menu prices.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

The Texans obviously also have a bacterial infection, since they have been shitting the bed all season.

Every time I found myself cheering on the Cubs, TBS would cut to some hellhole Chicago bar full of asshole fans, and I’d be like “Oh yeah, that’s why I root against this team.”

I think the best pitcher in a Buc’s uniform this evening has been the kid behind home plate. Kid has solid mechanics

Good thing he fainted with the jab on those combos or the water cooler would have defended it.

“Should have bunted.”

111.3mph off the bat?! That’s ridiculous. Wow.