76 years old and going out in a high speed crash in a muscle car. I can think of worse ways to sign off.

Sorry. I was in a hurry and didn’t read as closely as I should. You do great work.

She doesn’t drive. She sits in the passenger seat and stares out the window, brooding.

I don’t get it. One trick? Wagons are esteemed because they hold a fair amount of people and stuff without being big and unwieldy, in other words they’re well suited for a wide variety of uses. They’re the opposite of a one trick pony.

I don’t know why you were looking, but you made me go back. I don’t know why it is so funny, but I can’t stop laughing.

I sent you mine at the ass crack of dawn this morning, but for posterity and completeness, here it is. I’m just hoping I can get an allocation in the next few months! If not, W212 here I come! ;)

Yeah, but when are they going to make the coupe version of this? And then the four-door version of the coupe of the four-door?

Boo.

The old one looked better. The new grill ruins it. (i mean, ruins, ya, but you know what I mean.) Having owned a ‘05 E55 AMG Estate, the best part is that NO ONE will notice you in this thing, unless they really know what they’re looking at, and let’s be honest, hardly anyone does.

The worst part is that they were this close with so little time to prep and actually run. The driver that did the 7:01 was only brought in the day before he did that 7:01 lap, had a 30 minute window for an empty track and only had that single hot lap before the tire blew and wrecking the car.

Ironically he was in a Hyundai Tiburon

3rd gear: LMAO.

Neutral: What Would You Do With A $700,000 Bonus From Work?

You know what I also do sometimes? If there’s a salad on the table, sometimes I just dump some salad right onto the pizza and fold it up and eat it like a freak. Salad pizza is always better than it sounds.

LOL, “taking the car for a walk”. I’m gonna use that.

I’m not saying that she should be going that fast, but it’s better than her contemporaries taking their cars for a walk and trapping everybody behind them. If only she could take those extra miles per hour and spread them around to the rest of the septuagenarian crowd, then they’d all be going the speed limit and…

Well, given that it’s in Belgium, a country that doesn’t use nonsensical units of measurement, the speed camera would have clocked her at 237km/h, which is 147.3mph. Ergo “a speed trap caught her going ‘over’ 147mph”.

I’m sorry, but a 79 year old woman intentionally going 147 in a Boxster shouldn’t be given a fine OR a ban. She should be given a medal, because she’s clearly a goddamn global hero.

The roads are lovely, dark and deep,