Proof that God hates aftermarket wheels on exotics.

“However, it looks to be that the $50,000 upgrade will only allow the driveshaft to withstand up to 800 HP”

As someone who speaks quite a bit of German, fluent French and conversational Vietnamese and Spanish: shut the fuck up.

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

The magic of Trump is that everyone kept reiterating that you shouldn’t interpret his platform by the words that he said. You kept hearing on the news something to the effect of “That’s not what he meant”, “That’s the wrong interpretation”, “What he really meant was this”, etc. That’s where the magic comes in. If his…

This is normally such a fun automotive exercise played here on Jalopnik. An exercise where we get to talk about various cars, ideas, intricacies of the cars, ideas, with a set of parameters hoping to help the “client” with some brief journalistic fun. Without taking ourselves to seriously usually good times are had by…

As a Volvo/Jag/LR Salesman, a Polestar is tits, but CPO XFR or XJ would be great as well.

2015 XF-3.0 R-Sport would be a full fledged compromise. XFR looks, Sensible driving.

What, they can’t take a joke either?

Or maybe it’s a case of “this thing just has a shit ton of horsepower”. Professional racing drivers also crash out every now and then.

That...was the joke

Careful everyone. Hot take coming in...

Can you get an STD from a sex robot?

I just got a foreshadowing chill down my spine.

HIT THE APEX OR DIE TRYING

To be fair to Belichick, fuck Tim Tebow.

Just when I think I can’t dislike Belichick any more than I already do, he goes and does something like this to completely redeem himself.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

When they did that at the end I think it was to noticeably hide the “bodies”. It was part of the long boring joke.

The segment where they were supposedly fighting with the American audience was utterly tedious.

trust me..I know...I know the accounts of the South Pacific...it helped that WWI was not so much an ideological one....