Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

I always remember George Carlin’s joke: “Swimming isn’t a sport, it’s a way to keep from drowning.”

You’ve seen firsthand exactly what the jig is. When I followed professional cycling it likewise opened my eyes to some real shady stuff and all the different techniques the peloton used to even be in the slightest bit competitive and not ending up in the back of the pack.

You’re conveniently leaving out their measurements for:

Yeah, I love a good veggie burger (black bean burgers tend to be especially good) - and I don’t want a veggie burger that tastes like ground beef because ground beef is gross and tastes like shit. Though I think it’s a great thing these products exist.

Here here.  I love a real beef burger, but some days, a decent veggie patty is exactly what I want.

It’s fine and the people who complain about it are much more annoying than the thing itself.

Storming Area 51 I can take our leave, but this ^^ is a call to arms that I can get behind.

Rory having some Troubles I see

If I was commenting on this article, then I would be commenting on this article

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Matthew Perry may be Canadian, but Chandler Bing is as American as opioid addiction. #keepamericagreat

100 bucks says Kawhi has Drake saved in his phone as Aubrey Graham

Tanguy

It’s got potential.  I’ll do the best I can to help.

Kawhi showed up at the game and started flinging batteries at the umps, he’s going to Philly.

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

Yes, but the outsized environmental impact of golf courses means that they’re still managing to fuck future generations even while disconnected

there’s just something about the combination of New York and Jets that winds up in disaster for someone