Hey, that's not quite fair. He hasn't been good enough in Champions League either.

As a Canadian, allow me to say...

Good.

This.  Oh so this.  Same with Phoenix Metro.  All these golf courses and yet the entire West is on the verge of a severe water shortage.  Then again it’s ok for them but not for you.  

Yeah, let’s talk about the fact that there are over 100 golf courses in Palm Springs, which is a literal desert. And Southern California is perpetually within spitting distance of drought.

I’m unhappy that this is correct. I’d have gone with an aerial view of the ultimate expression of man’s hubris: a golf course in the middle of a fucking desert.

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

Fair enough!

uh-oh, AIPAC is gonna be all up in here over this anti-Zionism

Same, except I use rosemary instead of thyme and add shallots to the garlic. For sides I like to go with a nice Boston browned potato, and roasted asparagus or a nice spinach and bacon salad.

Sous vide is definitely the way to go for pork chops, if you have the equipment. Immersion circulators have also reached the price point where most can afford one if they really want one. If I’m gonna have to spend an hour preheating and cooking a thick chop in the oven, may as well avoid any guessing games (and add…

When the guy from Boston is dunking on you for being racist, you know you have a problem.

I’m also starting to have doubts that he’s a complete jackass, and might have instead just reacted to certain stressful situations poorly. I reviewed pretty much everything I could about him, his behavior, and his feud with Spheeris, and it seems to boil down to several specific instances:

Speaking of hard, how long did it take Zizou to squeeze into those jeans?

It’s not surprising at all. Felix was always a two-pitch pitcher: Fastball @ 96, Change @ 91. He fooled hitters with great stuff all over the zone. Now his fastball is 88, and change about 82 with far less movement than before. That isn’t fooling anyone.

Can I interest you in a Pit of Ultimate Darkness?

Go Bears!

Oh sure, but if a Black Bear fan says it, it’s totally fine, right?

I’ve seen more than a few fans online who seem to think that the deferral details of the Nats’ offer are either exaggerated or outright bullshit from Boras. Probably these are just disgruntled Nats fans who want to pin their misery on Harper and Boras (and not the Nats for offering a sketchy deal), but because none of…

Trippier a better finisher than Morata? Alvaro would have pushed that wide.

The more Vlad Jr. plays now, the sooner he can get to free agency and not get signed by anyone.