#TheyTheNorth

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

It’s like an episode of Ballers directed by Terrence Malick.

This will fail exactly like the time LeBron tried to trademark “King James” and prevent further marketing of the Bible. 

“Hey, man, you don’t talk to the King. You listen to him. The man’s enlarged my mind. He’s a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he’ll... uh... well, you’ll say “hello” to him, right? And he’ll just walk right by you. He won’t even notice you. And suddenly he’ll grab you, and he’ll throw you in a…

All I know about restaurant work is from watching episodes of Sweetbitter, and drinking and moaning at the end of a shift is what they do all the time. Thank you for confirming its verité status which I will now use as righteous justification for watching the show towards my wife: “Come on babe, it’s practically a…

I mean, if my coach played Kingdom Come on repeat I would be more bored than bothered.

Ian Holloway issues a public complaint that people didn’t listen to what he actually said about VAR by demanding that they carefully review the video of what he said about VAR.

Catcher/Pitcher, cause that’s how we roll up here. Suck on that America.

The “thumbs up” emoji used to be my default “Ok, see you there” response, but I’ve recently levelled up to the “sign of the horns” to let all my pals know that I’m superfuckingpsyched for a night of BREWSKIS and BALL-TALK so “LETTT’SSSS GOOOOOOO” 🤘

Rui Patricio also made a great save on Pogba’s penalty.

This really gives the NFL a bad name. 

I’ve said this before in another swimming post but competitive swimming in all its iterations is kind of bullshit. Having different races for backstroke, butterfly, breaststroke, freestyle, etc has always struck me as ridiculous. Just have established distances and let the athletes swim any way that will get them from…

The worst thing about Conor McGregor is that he gives whiskey drinkers in Ireland a bad name.

All national team organizations should collect all the revenue from every competition that both men and women participate in and then distribute compensation equally with bonuses for wins and tournament performances. If the US Olympic Committee does not discriminate between genders for medals won then neither should…

If the Fresno Grizzlies do not proceed with the Taco Truck Throwdown and competitive eating contest on Saturday this means that the tacos will have won.

Sadaharu Oh Earns The Dubious Honor Of Being NPB’s All-Time Home Run King Of Chinese Descent

Gabe, the resistance cannot welcome Zlatan, Zlatan can only welcome the resistance.

It’s like Whole Foods being founded by a crazy Libertarian who’s in thrall of the anti-union and no public health care movements while being in full denial of climate change. Both WF and Equinox are neoliberal corporations selling the public a high priced form of wellness to compensate for the inequities they actively…