The Toronto Raptors now have the cap space to sign Mitch Marner.

If England ended up beating the US today I had a “Nikita’s In Paris” joke all lined up, but yours is just as good a substitute.

Just as impressive, LouGuJu (yes, I just made that nickname up) also leads all left fielders with 6 assists, despite playing only 30 games there.

I agree that there should only be two sports at a time. If we’re going by uniforms as seasonal wear, MLB/NBA in summer and NHL/NFL in winter makes the most sense.

Kawhi showed up at the game in the 4th inning and left in the 7th, he’s going to LA.

Ban golf. 

I had a friend pass away this past weekend. A brilliant writer and tremendous individual who was so fucking kind and generous and knew everything from the canon to the cereal box. A day with him was always the best day. Awhile back Thurston Moore asked his wife if Sonic Youth could title a song after one of her books.…

“Lesson here is to always bet on yourself!”

James Harden looks like he needs to pause, step back and take a three.

Landing Jacob Trouba will surely compensate for the loss of Kevin Durant.

To the credit of all the fans in the area, the crowd dispersal was both panicked and polite.

Ikea Skådis Pegboard man gets paid.

Star player realizes his boyhood dream of playing at home in front of friends and family.

From all the videos I’ve seen its quite clear that everyone in the crowd is yelling at the cop to quit his bullshit. While the cop is scrambling around in a confused state Masai is quietly standing still, seemingly in awe of what just happened.

I actually want to see this go to court just for the opportunity to see the defence present 17000 witnesses on the stand each calling out the cop’s unnecessary and embarrassing aggression.

“That’s a strike.”

Turns out the ultimate curse is not Drake wearing your team’s jersey but having your players numbers tattooed on his body.

The irony, of course, is that the Raptors lost game 5 because Nick Nurse called an unnecessary time-out. 

I think this means that Toronto won the Kawhi-DeMar trade.

“We play for a nation that doesn’t even know our name.”