Jack Nicholson must be rolling over in his grave.

Cavan Biggio is also behind his dad in the hit-by-pitch category.

The Unwritten Rules of Baseball also dictates that a person never actually state what they find annoying about an opposing player. 

The most embarrassing thing is that Drake doesn’t even write his own cheers.

Congratulations to Former Deadspin Commenter Jon Hamm.

Ayla Kirstine, Sportshuman Of The Year 2019 

Magnificent saves. Credit to both Crépeau and the butterfly style goaltending that every young player learns growing up in Quebec.

Ban golf.

Yes, even the worst teams have relegation to fight. Top 4, 6 or out of the bottom 3, there’s always something to compete for even at the end of the season and the scrambling for position is similar to North American sports (minus, of course, the tanking for draft picks).

On soccer, the NFL and playoff systems, it could be argued that finishing in the top 4 (or 6) in the Premier League and qualifying for a UEFA cup spot is a form of playoff contention. If you look at the Champions League as the NFL playoffs and the final as the Super Bowl, the entire system and binocular emphasis on…

Quality central defenders will always be the subject of controversy for even the cleanest of tackles. Otherwise, it’s usually Kompany who receives the injury in any contested play, that’s what makes him so damn lovable.

Mata, Salah, David Silva and Kompany also have standing reps as good, solid people. 

At a wedding between two friends from high school the groom (who teaches music and plays the saxophone) performed a serenade for the bride during the ceremony. During the performance an elderly woman sitting directly in front of us remarked to her friend “It’s so beautiful... he sounds exactly like Kenny G”. You…

What is your opinion of people who state “I don’t have a question it’s more of a comment” at public lectures?

Washing in the bath without a pre-shower is like jerking off before sex, I learned this from Mr. Baseball.

As a neutral my demands are for drama and total chaos, therefore all I want is for Olivier Giroud to score a banger for the winner and celebrating both Chelsea’s victory and Arsenal’s relegation to the Europa League while kissing the badge.

Player/Manager Kepa Arrizabalaga made a smart decision in not having Higuain take a penalty kick.

Unbelievable. Lucas Moura scores a hat trick and Spurs force another team to bottle it. Harry Kane’s jaw is still on the floor.

I don’t see how you can limit line changes, that would be introducing a new rule structure that inhibits speed and movement and only results in more penalties, and a 4-on-3 power play is far less fun to watch than 3-on-3.

The NHL should do away with the shootout in the regular season and go with 10 minutes of sudden death 3-on-3. 66.6% of games in OT are decided before the shootout which is a number that only goes up with 5 extra minutes. The amount of time waiting for the additional dry scrape, coaches picking the shooters, and rotatio…