Wow, you cherry picked an article and offer it as a stand-in for an entire nation’s consciousness. I am clearly out of my depth here.

As a p.o.c who has lived and worked in Canada, the US and Europe I am comfortable in saying this is false as hell.

Lawrence “putting the ‘Fun’ back in” Funderburke

Maybe the restaurant was insulted by the thought of drinking 5 bottles of wine to pair with sushi.

When “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” came out, my friend was duly impressed by the performance of the mentally impaired kid and that he should win every award available. After I informed him that the actor’s name was Leonardo DiCaprio and that he was, in fact, not mentally impaired in real life, my friend immediately…

Frying the pork in the pan at a high heat raises the interior temperature. I always check the middle of the meat with a thermapen and the final product ends up at around 135 with a perfectly moist center and browned crust.

HOW TO COOK A FUCKING PORK CHOP:

The SAT score of 2280 is actually lower if you convert it from Canadian.

FWIW, “Making Coco” the Grant Fuhr documentary that was released last year was interesting in how he described his experience as a black hockey player. First, that he never really experienced racism growing up in Northern Alberta. Second, that the first time he experienced racism was when he was a Sabre and was denied…

Mickey Mouse organization.

Could be a bamboozle, like the fake footage Marvel threw everyone ahead of Infinity War. 

I’m far from a Ronaldo fanboy and think that Messi is the better, more-skilled player, but if Ronaldo played for Argentina instead of Messi they would have won the 2014 World Cup, 2015 Copa America and who knows what else.

I remember all of these details as correct. Also, Thomas Schlamme had a rough time directing Myers in So I Married An Axe Murderer which, along with everything else, mostly paints Myers as a comic perfectionist who was insufferable in wanting everything go his way when film is a collaborative medium. Maybe one can’t…

Wayne’s World is a perfect movie. Every scene is funny and full of random flourishes (multiple endings), cinematic devices (focus pulls) and vignettes (Garth drum solo) that is clearly the work of an incredible director. There’s a reason why the sequel wasn’t nearly as good. 

The ensemble looks like a composite of a Colombian drug lord above the waist and a Soundcloud rapper on the bottom.

This is bad news for Gareth Bale’s playing time on the pitch.

“Our policy is and will continue to be that if you are disrespectful to anyone in our venues, we will ask you not to return.”*

She doesn’t have a foreskin though.

LeBron activates playoffs mode on NBA 2K19

If you were Messi and Scaloni rang you and said: A. He needs you to serve your country; and B. Gonzalo Higuain will not come anywhere near the squad, would you betray your self and nation by saying no?