It’s unorthodox for sure, but a good way of reminding everyone you’re the GOAT is by talking like one.

There is only one Ron.

This is so fucking weird, they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving in France.

Having Connor McDavid on your team and getting him to play the neutral zone trap is like having Eddie van Halen in your band and forcing him to play the maracas.

This is only the second worst embarrassing thing to happen to Oilers fans this past weekend.

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Another baller-indie rock killer crossover for everyone: Sam Perkins was also good pals with Greg Dulli from Afghan Whigs from their days at UNC. 

TIL Rasheed Wallace is working as a cleaner.

No true Scotsman would do such a thing.

The head bandanna is there to let everyone know he’s keeping it real, and the biking glasses indoors says he can never be blinded.

Fulham is going to replace the Michael Jackson statue with one of Andrea Bocelli.

This gets funnier when you consider that Ewing’s bald head looks like a penis.

As a consumer I’m generally skeptical when I see a sign featuring quotations. Like when my local grocer advertises “FRESH” CORN.

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Awhile back a girl I was dating said that while I had excellent qualities the only thing that held me back was that I never once made her a meal. After that I convinced one of my best pals (who’s an excellent cook) to help me learn so we made a regular Monday date where we would go grocery shopping and then she would…

The same Constitution that enshrined gun rights also enshrined the Electoral College, a disproportionate Senate, and the confirmation of lifetime Supreme Court justices that uphold all the above. All these things are interrelated. US gun laws won’t change unless the democratic system that underwrites it is completely…

The Dutch stripper has a harder work rate than Memphis Depay.

“I’m A Pussy, You’re A Terrible Hockey Player” is my favourite Death From Above 1979 album.

I like to think that Mourinho is daring Deadspin to post a sex video of him.

“Stoke, and British soccer as a whole, have not helped the climate around McClean.”