His comeback was inspired by all the #Pray4Austin tweets the past week.

I’m the same with the Oilers. History has always gotten it twisted that Sam Hinkie trademarked #TrustTheProcess when Craig MacTavish was evangelizing it years and years before.

I’ve always resisted participating in the anti-Billy circlejerk, but if Zlatan puts in as much effort this season as Billy does trolling the MLS he’s going to win the Ballon d’Or.

Even with full knowledge and lower than low expectations of its overall shit quality, if I want to waste my life watching every second of every episode of every season of the Edmonton Oilers I will.

Troy Tulowitzki craned his neck to see the play and strained his lower back - he will be out for the next 4 months.

“My balls are white and American and if I’m proud of this fact theres nothing you can say against it.”

It is no coincidence that since Ronaldo went with the Lance Bass haircut he’s gone beast mode.

The spaghetti skate logo is now officially high fashion.

As a Vancouver citizen I always feel obligated to point out the following when there is mention about the Canucks’ current logo. There’s no other way to put it: the Vancouver Canuck jerseys and logo are among the worst examples of corporate branding, uninterrupted.

Infantino went on to say that VAR applies retroactively which means that England are no longer 1966 World Cup champions.

Tough draw for United.

More Pornographers. I’m in this one!

Meanwhile Arsenal has yet to apologize for the survey asking fans whether “A team’s place is in sixth”.

Brett Hull should run for congress.

Salah on the right, Son on the left.

Probably the best winger in the PL right now and definitely my favourite player to watch.

I bet her name is Karen.

Dejan Lovren tried to defend Carragher’s actions on Saturday but instead somehow found a way to concede another goal.

This is almost as bad as James Dolan invading Madison Square Garden with his guitar.

Tough draw for Arsenal.