For Dahlin’s own good, Team Sweden wants to hide him from the Oilers when they win the upcoming draft lottery.

Peter Chiarelli donated to the campaign because he strongly supports cancer research, also because Garth Snow punked him huge in every trade he made with the Islanders.

The best part of going to see Timbers games is the Pok Pok wings.

Clearly what this nation needs now in a time of mourning is a military parade to show off its mass weaponry.

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

When Tottenham wins the Champions League, Arsene Wenger is going to be the first person to take credit for it.

I think this kills Adam Rippon’s plan to use YG’s “Fuck Donald Trump” as music for his short program.

Could be argued that the MLS has playoffs which is a form of promotion/relegation.

The only Asian analysts that matter.

While I am very happy to see a unified Korea, I remain neutral about the Swiss.

I fucking love the Batman album. Weird, left-handed, brilliant. It’s the superhero movie pop soundtrack equivalent of Phil Niekro’s 1974 season.

Bruce Arena’s coaching career died so that this joke may live. #ARENAFOREVER

Also it wasn’t really fair that the US had to compete against Trinidad AND Tobago - that’s two nations against one.

Curling is fucking awesome. It’s a direct competition sport that involves both strategy and physical activity and objective metrics of scoring. Don’t get it twisted.

If figure skating is an Olympic sport so can Abstract Expressionism, freestyle rhyming and the Slam Dunk contest.

Fuck everyone in Cincinnati. Except for Joey Votto.

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Upon retrospect the Ritz-Carlton made a poor decision to not grease up the awning.

The Kanye “Runaway” piano remix is a nice touch.

The stunned silence in the crowd is from everyone finding out that the new Cloverfield is about to drop.