When someone tells u that Higuain was sold for 94 million...

€94 million, that's like 1 Andy Carroll, 4 van Winkels and an infinite number of Sanogos.

I only got to watch the bottom half of the 12th, but that ump’s strike zone was more random than a Pedro Almodovar acceptance speech.

Undoctored Photo of Ronaldo’s Abs:

I’m more impressed that the stadium had more fans than they usually have at the Etihad.

YES. I say this all the fucking time. All those events in Olympic swimming are the worst. Backstroke, breaststroke, IMs - it’s like having the 100m backwards dash. Swimming should be distance and relays only.

Wasn’t clicking? France led the tournament in attempts and goals with Pogba as CM. He midwived the miracle of Giroud not bottling it under pressure and you’re asserting a team who struggled to attack? Ok.

Pogba was only invisible because he was forced to stand idle in front of his centrebacks. Any service that Griezmann and Giroud received throughout the tournament from one of the best CMs in the world was suddenly taken away. All things considered, Deschamps has done a praiseworthy job managing the squad but he…

Bigger question is why Deschamps threw an anchor around Pogba and played him as a DM.

It’s incredible really, Ronaldo wins the Euro trophy in his first game as Portugal’s manager.

Ronaldo is mainly crying because he lost the opportunity to take his shirt off in front of a global audience.

Fun fact: Roy Keane murdered that man after this picture was taken.

With the goal and an assist, Ronaldo was only a fight away from a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

Fernandomania

Aaron Sanchez wasn’t selected for the AL because he doesn’t want to go back to the bullpen.

To be honest, the only thing more shocking than Iceland advancing to the quarterfinals is Giroud not bottling it in a major tournament.

... Or Zlatan.

To add: I realize that this post is focused entirely on Sanches but there’s nothing more Cristiano Ronaldo than somehow making any topic of discussion about Cristiano Ronaldo.