I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

I’ve never had a car stolen, but is it bad to admit that every time I see a car idling away on its own that I want to jump in, drive it 5 blocks away and dump the keys down a storm drain?

I’ve never had a car stolen thanks to my theft protection.

I used to be a deputy sheriff for few short years in a mid sized city. There was a convenience store near one of the jails that would allow uniformed personnel to go in, pick up a soft drink from the fountain and not have to pay for it. (Its very common. There are businesses that literally want to force discounts and…

I hope someone takes you seriously and then comes back and bitches you our per their own ignorance. That would be fucking funny!!

There’s a much better way of doing this, folk. Just cut the catalytic converters off the cars. No one even notices, AND it's perfectly legal.

Person interviewed said the tech had re-installed the other wheels by the time he came over for the picture.

I don’t understand, it looks like there is at least one wheel (and probably more) still on the truck. did the other wheels fall off after the picture was taken?

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

#irony

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

Bitches get hard when they see ma ride. I know I know I could of purchase a Lamborghini but this BMW has something a new Lamborghini doesn’t have... Rust! Lots of fucking rust! I love it :)

Wow, that Dodge really rammed that F-150!

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.

Nah, its just a coincidence that the pollution control systems turn off 2 minutes after the testing requirements.

And just like a normal shitty driver, they could have actually pulled off the maneuver without any damage if they’d given it the beans and pulled in front of the bus. But, instead, just like every other shitty driver, they thought cautiously moving at a snails pace would be best.

So the Gooexus made a last second decision? It found itself in the wrong lane and instead of doing the SMART thing and continuing the right turn, and re-routing itself, it tried to force its way back into traffic.

Good point. My bad. I’m not going to edit that so everyone can make fun of it. I might learn something from it.

It was only a bus. Those are hard to see. I’m sure it would have been different if, say, a motorcycle were there instead. If my son was killed on a motorcycle by an autonomous Google car... I’d own Bezos. Well, lawyers would own most of him, but I’d get my pound or more. And that is why these things have an uphill…

The google car should just have a printer on the side that can print out the cars insurance information for when this happens