“In private it’s a different story. “Grow up, this is real life,” I hear these same feminist friends say. “What ever happened to flirting?” and “What about the women who are the predators?”

“my goal today was to start a conversation about hearing from the men whenever we can”

He went for the big card so that every recipient could feel what it’s like to have comically small hands, if only for a moment.

“YOU ARE LOOKING VERY FLESHY TODAY KAREN.”

I can’t remember what comic it is (I just remember that he is Canadian) says that the best rule of thumb is “Don’t say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn’t want a guy saying to you in prison”.

The older I get the less guilty I feel about absolutely not caring if certain terrible people drop dead. And by dead I mean dead, just gone.

Yeah, just a few gems published right before the election:

The candidate held liable for 20+ year old indiscretions by her husband.

I spent the past year arguing about this and now that all of this shit has come out I get to say I told you so but tbh it does not feel good one bit.

I’ve had the same conversations with liberals I know who are now falling over themselves to promote their NYT subscriptions simply because trump doesn’t like the paper.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

This week is probably the lowest I’ve felt since the day after the election. The constant barrage of sexual harassment and assault headlines, all the updates of how much worse that tax bill is than we originally thought, all the while more and more senators saying they’ll vote for it, everything related to Roy Moore,…

Even got this at the end!

Sure, it was excitement that clouded her judgment, and not greed. Must have been why she felt comfortable saying this to Ronan Farrow:

You fucking kidding me? You have a chance to use the alliteration at the beginning of “Houdini” and the phrase “Whodiedinhere” and you bring that lazy shit into the paint?

why are you even commenting if you don’t care about hockey? what the hell

I haven’t felt this bad for Asia since The Mother of Tears.

Not enough stars in the world for that reply.

Not Google

I was always kinda partial to this scene in Exorcist 3 (which I recommend to anybody who hasn’t seen it.)