Also, fuck Jian Ghomeshi. Fuck that guy.

Please do! It came to me in a flash of wine sodden brilliance, so basically I can’t take credit. That goes to Yellow Tail Winery.

The only person in the universe who I don’t judge for tweeting this way is Cher. Every one of her tweets is a giant fantastic emoji-laden Rebus puzzle and I am here for it.

God I just want to punch Paul fucking Ryan in his smug, smirking bowl of shit face 80 times, then pee on him.

I’m so fucked.

Successful hunters wear camouflage.

“Feminism is about giving women choice.”

Oh man, welcome to the club. We have badges and everything.

-drinking and sobbing. Sobbing and drinking- it shoulda been you girl. It shoulda been you.

Boo. This take sucks.

If you want to see more, I’ve posted every other one of these I could find in the old trade journals here:
http://www.andrewheisel.com/post/157663814970/jacques-kapraliks-paper-art

This is a video of me trying to get all the cardboard boxes after Christmas into the recycling bin.

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls check by check upon the chest, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of Canada.

This is a really, really good panel & thank-you (Jezebel) for helping to host it.

This is a good analogy, not just for this situation but about many of the ways in which Trump is transitioning into power. Tyrion, Jaime & Tywin all rued the fact that their idiot sister and Joffrey dismissed Selmy because they knew he “lent whoever he served honor”. In an inauguration where the President has…

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

Absolutely.

Also, “medecins sans frontieres”?? Just say Doctors Without Borders, you pretentious asshat. This was like the physical embodiment of a humblebrag.

During the recent Tilda Swinton/Margaret Cho debacle, several Jezebel posters started bleating about “white feminism” whenever anyone pointed out that Cho had grossly misrepresented the conversation. People were so afraid of being accused of “white feminism” that they kept twisting themselves in knots to find some way…