BITCH BITCH BITCH

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

Funny you should mention that. In 2017, a guy named Fred Ashmore (along with a co-driver) loaded his P71-powered ‘63 Ford Galaxy with a few snacks, a couple of piss funnels and... wait for it... a 187-gallon fuel tank he had to jam into the back seat by cutting off and reattaching the roof. He and his co-driver made…

Hey here’s a wild idea - just use regular door handles that everyone knows how to use!

“I mean she’s playing the Devo song “Space Junk” while pulling out the dildo out Pulp Fiction style.”

She’s playing Mongoloid, not Space Junk.

Hellcat-powered 2CV (Duex Cheveux “Le Chat Démon”) confirmed for 2023.

It’s weird in a private residence,but believe me, any hard floor anywhere would be littered with butts well into the 70's. Folks up in arms now over the few poor bastards huddled outside I honestly don’t think know how bad it really was. Your freaking doctor would smoke during an exam. My first job washing dishes saw…

The Hoonigans wouldn’t do shit like this. I suggest you actually watch that channel. They respect the hell out of other people’s cars and ask permission before they thrash the car.

Agreed, my initial thought was “hey, this guy is coked up!”

Anytime somebody says Kaepernick.

How did Dimond do in the swim meet Friday?

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

Let’s be honest: Those people don’t have friends. Unless “friend” is defined as “Someone you happen to be familiar with who will listen to you talk about yourself endlessly”. 

Tow? If that’s my property, that’s an immediate tie the other end into my 2-phase 220 outlet, grab a beer and watch the fun.

Joule thief!

Its almost like the note’s author has English as a second language.

Which sounds reasonable for Alabama.

Pfft.... like I was gonna wait for you.

I’m 30 new email accounts deep by now.