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Oh how I love this guy. He makes movies the way I designed Lego contraptions when I was eight. “OK, but the nazi robot crocodile needs more laserkatanas and a jet engine and also seven more wheels I think.” Nowhere in his creative process is there a focus group screening where some flyover state church lady gets to

There's a twitter post out there, that I liked when it was copied to tumblr. It said something like "If I had a nickel for every time someone older than me told me millennials are lazy/greedy/entitled I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined."

I think the Pickle-Tip guy was a malfunctioning outer space robot from Mars. See, he heard, "Don't take any wooden nickles," and then glitched it into "don't take any wooden pickles," and then misinterpreted that to mean "The earth-humans demand gifts of pickles plaaced upon the wooden table. I have pleases Emperor

If that's the case - then the employee needs to be made aware of it.

My last relationship ended in a broken engagement due to infidelity on her part. That shit messed me up. My fiance also had her relationship prior to me end due to infidelity from her ex. Needless to say, the "let's discuss our exes" talk came up as soon as we decided to be in an exclusive relationship with each

You just failed the "does this dude really believe women set tests" test. Please leave.

Yeah, that's realistic advice:

Why would you date someone who would set traps for you? If you're dating a cool and good person, she is not setting a trap for you.

He even rotoscoped his own 3D animations for this piece. In other words, he built and animated 3D models of the ships and backgrounds, then went and redrew over them. It takes time to build and animate in 3D, let alone to go and redraw over them. This dude is def a one man animation studio!

You obviously haven't seen many 2 year olds. I have one of those things and trust me... they can get around.

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

plot twist: his friend was in fact that poor kid

When I worked electronics at Walmart in rural Wisconsin (as if that doesn't set up my story beautifully enough...seriously, if you want, just use your imagination to finish the rest), I would deal with a lot of older folks who not only had no idea how to technology but were often PROUD that they had no idea how to

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

this looks pretty good. I'm quite happy with the live action adaptations of anime coming out of Japan lately. first Death Note, then Patlabor, and now Attack on Titan.

Well. Their all east asian.... Mikasa was supposed to be the last of her people. *shrugs* oh well, it should be awesome.

This is not a problem. Take any typical Deadpool comic and most of it will fall under PG-13.