I hope you have nothing going on for the rest of my lifetime because you're not getting any type of apology.

Spotify premium is free? Weird, I thought I was paying $10/month this whole time. I guess I was too busy with my chest-beating and everything.

SPOTIFY

aww shucks

"Petulant child" ? ? ? Are you a witch? Are you casting a spell on me? Hahahahahaha who says, "petulant child" ?! hahahaha I bet you thought you were so grown up saying those words.

whyyyyyyy would i ever want to download a video from youtube? why? hey, i love this video so much that instead of watching it on youtube any time i fucking want, i want to actually have it on my phone/laptop PERMANENTLY in case the power goes out and all of my cell phone towers are destroyed during the end of the…

i'm a taurus HAR HAR HAR

guess you've never heard of ad blocker. yawn. sticking with spotify.

Great read — always wondered if you could trick Waze like the way those residents are trying. Waze sends me through the same residential street almost everyday on my commute home from work as I pass through Palo Alto. The street is narrow as hell and sometimes it gets really congested. I wonder if the residents on…

yeah, but they're also fucking Metallica

Oh boy, it's Siri/Cortana without the phone. Who is this being marketed toward? We all have phones with AI assistant technology embedded. Nobody needs this. Might as well throw this in the boxes of Amazon Fire phones.

I guess you forgot about iPhone 4's antennagate

Sadly this was Erland van Lidth's last movie — such a shame since Dynamo is the worst stalker as Kirk described. ALSO, the runners and stalkers are battling in an area of a post-1997 earthquake part of LA that did some serious damage. In reality there really was a pretty big earthquake in the 90s in LA that did some…

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