COMPLETELY unable to get excited for this season, I have no idea why.

They also like painting with a broad brush. Guess that means you’re a Trump voter too... 

Only if you promise to maintain that silky, thin skin.

“who name is second only to Kit Fisto when it comes to stupid Star Wars names,”

You must be around 12, taking the time to throw out the “these kids” and “fanboys” tropes to show how GROWED UP AND MATURE you are.

Well, she can’t name the three branches of government, and has a basic inability to know the difference between congress and the senate. Is it that improbable that she is ignorant of basic economics?

Ah, so you are too stupid to understand any of this, so you’re just going to whine and cry and beg him to leave.

It certainly gotten you following him through the comments sections. Guess that’s something.

Did he smuggle in actual humour or talent, by any chance?

It’s either this or acknowledge the Gillette commercials some more, I suppose... Only one hotbed of misogynist paranoia at once, it appears.

Maybe she can repeatedly squeal “The power of Patty compels you” until he backs off. That was the hilarious line from the trailers, right?

I’d be more impressed if she could tweet the three branches of government (Hint: She can’t.)

ABSOLUTELY found the guy posting from Wal-Mart.

My God... That’s.... awful. Just leave it cancelled.

The perpetual victim, apparently.

Now that I’ve finally seen it, it’s fun coming back and reading the early reviews, when everyone was apparently still obligated to suck off the honestly forgettable Black Panther, lest they suffer the SJ wrath.

Ahhhh. So YOU’RE the only one allowed to voice an opinion. I was wondering where the one person allowed to have one was all this time. Thanks! Now the rest of us can stop commenting. In the comments section.

Jesus, grow the fuck up, you fucking child.

Aaawwww..... whiny entitled NFL scum the only ones allowed to have an opinion, sweetie?

“Hitting back at vet”...