Enjoy the view from below all males forever, as you refuse to even see anyone else's point of view. You idiots constantly defeat yourselves with your inability to do anything BUT support girls who have views that don't match your own. Now make a reference to the pasta monster in the sky or something.

Maybe you just can't see around your broad generalizations. They ARE quite wide.

Guys don't want to fuck fat chicks? NO KIDDING?!?!

I'm not sure you get "duh" anyone after your original post....

"What would be shocking: If Miley (or Rihanna! or Ke$ha!) enrolled in a university and learned how to make a point using the Socratic method. Jaws would drop."

Angle of the flexed muscle.

So she's become successful as a woman, but because her life doesn't meet with your approval, or her hair and skin aren't the right color, you dedicate a column to denigrating her?