More like Corporate Raiders! Am I rite??? Guys?................

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

Oh shut up. He’s smart enough to not resist arrest.

Let’s not rush to conclusions. It’s possible that he just went for a swim before the race.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

“Just don’t piss that goodwill away.” - Ryan Lochte

Actually, since I’m literate, it should be obvious I don’t “read” the NY Post.

I don’t know, it reeks of yellow journalism to me.

Brian Williams is down there, right? Just ask him. I’m sure he was there.

Ehhh Pissghazi has a better ring to it

Men naturally produce testosterone, so why can’t they compete in so-called “women’s” events? Fair is fair.

I’m smitten with Jaque on their indoor team (who also happens to be one hell of a volleyball player).

Police: Mr. Hickey? You’re under arrest for... holy shit, did you really just run through the wall to try to get away from us?

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

HOW MUCH DID SHILLARY PAY YOU FOR THIS FAVORABLE COVERAGE?!?!

I have heard from reputable sources that tigers use the ears of human beings as an aphrodisiac.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

I think his dad was a fire marshal.