I just looked up Williams’ numbers, and somehow, he’s hasn’t been that bad! Though he inexplicably went from an all star to someone slightly better than average when he turned 29 (seriously, how did that happen. Like fell off a cliff style), he’s still been better than average for the most part.

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

Being a fan of an AFC team (Dolphins) I feel bad whenever Eagle or Harlan get stuck covering a 1pm Jets vs. Dolphins game while Jeeem and Phil are off Doing Pats vs. Steelers/Broncos/etc.

Of course this happened! Farrell’s a smart player. And we all know that 90% of the game is half mental.

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Dirk Nowitzki said he tried to vote but they didn’t let him, then some short people WERE allowed to vote. Sad!

Anchorman 2 wasn’t bad. It wasn’t good, either, but I’d rather get stoned and watch that than 3 hours of Knicks basketball.

Green didn’t do the cupcake dunk when he won in 2007. It was the next year.

They were asking for it. If this had been a legitimate blowout, their student body has ways to shut that whole thing down

I have two regrets from tonight: I didn’t watch Bill Walton, and I didn’t listen to a live meltdown through Paul Finebaum.

[deleted....buncha people made the same quip earlier and better than I]

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”