I’m so confused. That last one is the definition of “high-cut thigh shit.” 

I don’t think he got “woke” all of the sudden after getting the late night gig. I think it has been a long process. I think his wife probably has been a big influence on him. Obviously it wasn’t all the sudden, that Megan Fox clip is from 11 years ago. I’m probably naive, but I hope he’s changed for real.

Hate-watching as well. Did you see Eric and Laura when he told her she better give him something good tomorrow for Father’s Day, and then he backed up and said maybe he could get the day off “because raising kids is hard.” I would have to assume that this was the precise moment his team of nannies all collapsed from…

So I am keeping an eye on the Trump rally in Tulsa. It looks to be under-attended. They said they were expecting at least 100,000 people. The arena holds 19,000, and then there was a stage set up for a large overflow crowd outside.

Shelter Cat Update!

Mum went by my place yesterday and checked on them. She said that she didn’t think a cat could be so expressive until she saw the look of disappointment and loathing on my Mollie’s face 😂

hahahahahaha

“the father, the son, and the honey roast” nearly made me spit my drink out. Thank you, Allison, for continuing to brave the depths of banality that is Baby Nut.

Well I just blew coffee out my nose so thanks for that, I guess

are you saying auntie jemima resembles the antichrist? 

While I agree with you 100% from a taste prospective, actual maple syrup costs somewhere around $45/gallon (it varies _wildly_ by state, with Vermont the cheapest at around $25/gallon and Connecticut the most expensive at $76/gallon). Compare this to your average “maple flavored topping” or whatever they’re legally…

As a Canadian, I really don’t know how anyone can eat that corn syrup shit. If you give me that to put on my pancake, I’m gone! Maple Syrup for life!

And on the same subject, please stop buying pancake mix, they are nasty and pancake recipe is the simplest thing in the world, that everyone should have the ingredients…

Yes, I can’t wait to see the videos of people burning their remaining bottles of Aunt Jemima in protest.

“People are overreacting to a few isolated incidents where a black person unfortunately died. All lives should matter.”

Courtney Stodden?! It’s been 84 years since I gazed on the name of that sexy-baby-child-bride.

Sorry I’m late!!! Is this the place I sign up to wrestle Ron Perlman??

Can we agree never to publish “Ted Cruz” and “clitoris” in the same sentence, again?

Sometimes you gotta have a sandwich.

Still doesn’t mean we’re eating more sandwiches.

Last week I posted to SNS (for the first time) after receiving a cancer diagnosis for my pup. He was put to sleep on Wednesday, at our home, and buried in our backyard. Tonight I’m sitting around a campfire (which he loved) thinking about him and what he meant to us. He was with me & my husband for 9 years, most of…