Best commentary I have seen here in a while.  Came here to express the exact same opinion.  Brilliant.  More of this please. 

“the lawful evil My Buddy doll”

“Unsure of what Carlson’s plans are, I raised my toilet’s lid and screamed “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY” down into the pipes where the Fox News anchor is rumored to summer.”

I feel like it was pretty clear that Ellen’s question was rhetorical...

RODNEY KING WAS NOT MURDERED IN 1992. 

I think they should take all the confederate statues and put them in a statue graveyard (like in Goldeneye). All white people have to pay admission to it, and all proceeds go toward reparations.

Wait, wait, what?

Yesssss Houston! Black rodeo and horsemanship is, of course, a big deal in Texas and this was so awesome to see them come out. And to answer someone else’s question, yes, Houston’s protests have been primarily peaceful. Art Acevedo is their police chief and he is pretty universally liked and respected, as far as…

(Full disclosure: I’m a white guy)

This post emphasizes why it is important to vote in local elections.

Virginia is notoriously gerrymandered. Virginia hasn’t elected a republican to statewide office for over 10 years but the state legislature, until last year, was majority republican. This disconnect is enabled by the…

I read but rarely comment...What do you thing the Guardsman was supposed to do?   How about “yeah sure, later, off we go, later”?   These people were called to duty, their personal views are not allowed.  This is the US military.   They have been given a shit job to do but as part of the military they have zero say…

Agree. It matters so much. Even in my own little pocket of St. Louis we now have two black city council members and I can’t ever recall having that in my lifetime in this county. Also, a proposition passed that will help remove our racist city attorney from his post so it was a very good night for voting. 

So, voting matters?

Now systemic white supremacy will frustrate her at every turn. The black unicorn will be blamed when she does not fix everything.

What kind of insensitive monster uses a boarded up building for a photo OP?

All Lea Michelle’s sponsors rn:

LOL I may or may not have worked on Glee and this is just spectacular.

So basically completely cover your sex partner with a sheet that has an erect penis sized hole cut in it for easy access to the vagina as demonstrated in the movie ‘Like Water For Chocolate’.

For snacks:

The part about Reese Witherspoon conveniently leaves out the rest of that Tweet, where she links to the MN Freedom Fund, Color of Change, and Campaign Zero.