I would like Fergie to also take back all of the singing she’s ever done. That would be the absolute best.

Acne Awareness Month? Zit just got real.

Short loser is what Trump calls his dick

Oi.

While Donald Trump gets a giant penis mowed into a field, Barack Obama gets a standing ovation in Toronto.

The same day Cardi B released “Press,” a song letting us know that Cardi’s good on media coverage, thanks, she was surrounded by cameras as she arrived to appear before a judge in that New York assault case from last September.

I disagreed with you until you said Jensen Ackles then I thought

See, for me, “sex” and “bench” don’t go together. My personal menu is “big, comfortable bed with good mattress” or “get the hell away from me.”

I like the assumption that we’ll have any choice in the matter. Any encounter we have with aliens will probably end up more like Ms. Rafferty’s experience than anything remotely pleasant.

Yeah, science fiction has already answered this question.

Hi there Judgey-McJudgey. I feed my 13 month old & 3 year old these things too. They love it. Not all sushi is raw. Edamame can be cut up. Pomegranate seeds are small enough for little people’s mouths. I’m not sure what you mean by food being “hard on such a young child’s digestive system”. Little people eat all kinds…

I am absolutely digging this conspiracy. Andrew’s at the center of it all!

If the CEO of any company exhibited that kind of behavior and comported them self in that manner before any board they would be thrown out on their dumb ass by the end of the day.

Rita’s Italian Ice is not an active participant in the abortion discussion.

If that’s the case, I’m sure his middle name also starts with a “K”.

Man’s twitter account shows him to be a trump supporter so...

Oh man, I’m so bummed that Rita’s Ice didn’t send that mascot there to hold the sign. If it makes you feel any better, the Kool-Aid Man is pro-choice (Kraft Heinz donates to Planned Parenthood).  And thank god we’ll always have Ben & Jerry’s.  

I don’t watch any Housewives or associated spin-offs, so I just imagine everyone in these bits as Alexis from Schitt’s Creek.

The queen has excellent skin.