Kim Kardashian is thinking of naming her next kid Rob West, after her brother.

Worcestershire sauce is essential for making that most quintessential British bedtime snack: roasted cheese. But Vinegar, I hear you all warble like demented squirrels, what is roasted cheese? Sit down, and pay attention.

Men dominated the legging game for many  centuries when they were called hose. Now its women’s turn to wrap ourselves in comfort. 

This is how I imagine their wedding:

I’m sharing my comments with you, because when I reply to DWAYNEANDTHEBROWNSOUND he is a coward who dismisses my replies. But FYI this was originally posted to him -

Oh lard, if only he’d shave that scraggly face hair.

If you’re trying to escape scandals involving children, women or animals, I do NOT recommend high-tailing it for Amish country.

Re: Keanu

Clearly the point is that she is a victim of the school shooting because the PTSD and survivor guilt that she was dealing with led to her suicide, regardless of method used. Are you dense?

What a See-You-Next-Toeloop.

I hope they can keep making the sauce because I’m here to tell you guys it’s amazing! I ordered three bottles right after the show. I use BBQ sauce like ketchup, because ketchup is gross, and my supply won’t be around for long.

I was so wrong! We watched Brexit and (as typical Americans) turned it into a self own contest. We win at losing! USA! USA!

You say that, but for all that and all that’s happened here Brexit hasn’t led to women’s rights being reduced, significant rising in racism, or other lurches to social conservatives outside Brexit dealings. The worst was the vile murder of Jo Cox but thankfully (though May’s speech tonight will likely increase risks)…

All this scandal shit does seem to be rolling down the hill at Lori and Olivia, it’s true. I don’t get it, given how many others were involved. We haven’t heard a peep about Felicity Huffman, other than the odd mention tied with Lori Loughlin’s name. And Jezebel seems to have jumped on this Olivia/Lori shame bandwagon…

Jessica must announce her pregnancies, like, the day after conception? 

This is the imagery my Tuesday needed. Thank you. (edited to add .gif because why not!)

Great. Fuck ‘em both. In my dreams, this ends like Death Becomes Her with the two of them continually disfiguring each other and then spackling themselves back together.

There’s an edit of this movie poster going around Reddit with Leo’s head replaced by Bojack’s, and Brad’s by Mr. Peanutbutter.  Brad makes an extremely convincing Mr. Peanutbutter. 

I don’t understand why more shows don’t just recast roles when things like this happen. Back in the day, soap operas did it all the time. The new guy/gal would appear and a voice over would announce “the part of ____ is now being played by ____” and the show continued without missing a beat. By and large, people are…

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.