I don’t agree. Dude is a doctor who was skiing on a fancy ski hill in Park City, Utah, so he’s not exactly disadvantaged notwithstanding any injuries he sustained. I don’t have any special love for Paltrow, but neither you nor I know the circumstances of the ski accident. That’s what judges and juries do - they find…

This is just a new-agey way of saying “I’m not like other girls... I actually just get along better with guys.”

Never, ever has this gif been more relevant:

The wall exists in a state of perpetual quantum flux, it both needs to be built, is already built, needs funding, has already been funded, is the strongest there ever was, is weak and ineffectual, and so forth. I'm pretty sure Trump's plan is to create a paradox so great in nature that the universe is torn asunder at…

She still opens her show “in character”, singing a high energy disco number and dancing into the audience, cuchi-cuchi’ing exhaustively for ten minutes, ends up on stage and says, “I know what question you’re all asking yourselves right now: ‘How old IS that bitch?’” Then she talks about her unclear age (around 70).…

Yikes, poor Charo :(

All the small things.

I “Liked” this comment - but didn’t even think it was about you or anyone on the Takeout. YOUR pieces are delightful. Otherwise, yes, I’m all “get to the damn recipe blogger who thinks they’re writing the great American novel.”

Her ring makes hungry :/

Whoever created that child’s Instagram account is a terrible person. Ugh.

Let’s stop encouraging children under 13 to have “boyfriends/girlfriends.” That has been my TEDtalk

Go to Deadspin. They ran a huge spread of the dogs this morning.

I’m disappointed that photos of the non-winners weren’t included.

I’ve decided Catherine O’Hara is the funniest person on the planet, and damn, that show is sweet. It’s hilarious, but the tenderness in every episode is remarkable. 

On behalf of Canada, we are is happy that you have discovered the treasure that is Schitts Creek.

why are your kitchen shears so dirty that you can’t use them on food, as intended?

They know what it looks like when they do this. A shirt like this without the red lips? Fine. Different colored lips? Probably fine. Different color shirt? Fine. The black with the red evokes a specific image. We literally just saw this with Prada, there is no way they couldn’t have been aware of that whole backlash. 

I’m still not super angry at Malek taking a job, particularly something as ‘once in a lifetime’ as this, and which has been a really successful role for him - I’m angry at the studios/companies/people that keep picking Singer as a director. While some actors have a lot of choice in their roles, most people on a movie…

He’s like the lost puppy who keeps getting found by the cute girls who wind up giving him away because they can’t break him of shitting the bed.