I feel like the 148 pairs of stolen leggings may have been priced at $17,000, but there is no way that 148 pairs of leggings is $17,000-worth of leggings.

Okay, I used to work in guidelines. Let me give a little context.

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

The British version of Grace and Frankie looks awesome! 

NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

Paris Hilton has never had Botox or fillers or plastic surgery of ANY KIND.

Jonathan Pie is on your side:

But the ban is a start. Gotta start somewhere. And maybe it generates momentum. It certainly generates attention, and people who’ve never thought about plastic pollution might notice, and start changing their ways, big and small.

The Salty Waitress, revealed at last.

Two weeks ago, on a sunday, I was at my second job, a bookstore that I work during the weekends. On this day, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus came in together. (She is from my city and has a house here) They bought a ton of books, they were all lovey dovey. That same day, all the news outlets were saying they broke up.…

Most days I’d say me, too, but the breaking news on geezers like Goldblum (Brown Shoe! of Tenspeed and Brown Shoe fame) and von Furstenberg made this installment go down Ensure-easy.

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

This is what we really need to discuss:

All it will take is a CG Reptar to get my butt in that theater seat.

Girl, who is dressing you? Why do you look so wide? You’re not a wide person!

GOD Olivia Colman is: BUSY and I am: HERE FOR IT.

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

I know. He needs to shut up and get on top of me.

‘I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’